Men’s T-Shirt – Canoe

Ah, the majestic canoe — Canada’s favourite floating log. These wobbly water chariots are how Canadians “gracefully” navigate their zillions of lakes, often while arguing over who forgot the paddles or why the beaver staring at them looks so judgy. Canoes are used for fishing, camping, and proving to your friends that you totally know how to canoe. Just remember: if you capsize, it’s tradition to blame the hoser that was definitely judging you from shore.

Bonus fact: The Canadian national anthem was almost “O Canoe-ada” — true story (probably not).

Gildan Adult Ultra Cotton 10 oz./lin. yd. T-Shirt | G200