Men’s T-Shirt – Milk Bag Opener

Ah, the humble milk bag opener: Canada’s quirky solution to a problem no other country has. Since Canadians buy milk in bags, they needed a way to open them without resorting to teeth, scissors, or chaotic guesswork. Enter this little wall-mounted gadget: a plastic hook that snips the corner of the bag with the precision of a moose in a ballet.

It’s simple: stab the bag, tear, and pour. Or, if you’re feeling rebellious, ignore it and spend five minutes gnawing at the corner like a beaver on a log. Either way, this gadget is a true Canadian icon — right up there with hockey sticks and apologizing to inanimate objects.

Gildan Adult Ultra Cotton 10 oz./lin. yd. T-Shirt | G200