Women’s T-Shirt – Hoser

“Take off, you hoser!” is the most Canadian way to say, “Buddy, you’re about as useful as a snowblower in July — now scram before I toss you in the igloo of shame!”

A hoser is the kind of person who forgets to zip up their parka, and still thinks “aboot” is how Canadians say “about.” Spoiler: It’s not. We just let you believe that.

And “take off” isn’t about airplanes — it’s a friendly(ish) command to “vamoose” before things get real awkward, like when you accidentally call poutine “gravy fries” in front of a Quebecer.

So if someone drops this classic Canuck insult on you, just nod, say “Sorry, eh,” and offer them a double-double. If they’re still mad, your last resort is to challenge them to a donut-eating contest — loser has to shovel the driveway.

Gildan Ladies’ Ultra Cotton 10 oz./lin. yd. T-Shirt | G200L