Women’s T-Shirt – Poutine

Ah, poutine — Canada’s glorious, gravy-soaked gift to the world, where fries, cheese curds, and regret come together in perfect harmony. Born in Quebec (probably after someone dropped cheese into fries and thought, “We must drown this in gravy!”), it’s now the official dish of late-night cravings and “I’ll start my diet tomorrow.”

The rules are simple: Fries must be crispy, curds must squeak like a mouse in a sneaker factory, and the gravy must be thick enough to double as a construction adhesive. Fancy versions with pulled pork or lobster exist, but purists say that’s just poutine with trust issues.

Warning: Eating poutine may lead to sudden patriotism and a nap so deep you’ll wake up with a maple leaf tattoo (probably).

Gildan Ladies’ Ultra Cotton 10 oz./lin. yd. T-Shirt | G200L